车名恶搞

ACURA 讴歌Always Catching Up，Rarely Ahead—经常猛加速，但很少蹿到前边去A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates—买了就贬值的车AUDI奥迪Always Upside-down，Double Interest—经常翻车，两种趣味BMW宝马Break My Window—

ACURA 讴歌

Always Catching Up，Rarely Ahead—经常猛加速，但很少蹿到前边去

A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates—买了就贬值的车

AUDI奥迪

Always Upside-down，Double Interest—经常翻车，两种趣味

BMW宝马

Break My Window—砸我的窗户

Bring More Women—多骗点妹妹

BUICK别克

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer—丑陋无敌的汽车杀手

CHEVROLET雪佛兰

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips—长途旅行能听到每个气门的噪音

DODGE道奇

Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere—到处流窜的老家伙

FERRARI法拉利

Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively—疯子疯狂地在毁路

FIAT

Fix It All the Time—永远修理

FORD福特

Fast Only Rolling Downhill—只有从山上滚下来时才很快

HONDA本田

Horribly Overpriced，Needing Dad’s Assistance—太贵，要老爸添钱才买得起

JAGUAR捷豹

Just A Guess U Are Rich—估计你有钱

LOTUS莲花

Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious—总有大麻烦

(郭实摘自《新周刊》2008年第4期)

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